'Tis the season for the summer blockbuster. I love summers in Hollywood because Hollywood gives us huge releases with stars and silly plots. They also give us the odd movies that they don't really know what to do with. I am here to watch them all!
This summer features quite a slate of cool movies being released in the theaters. There are so many sizzling celebs to look forward to. Will any of them go nude? Let's check out who's in what and what we have to look forward to:
Watchers
Dakota Fanning is joining the Shyamalan universe, but not that Shyamalan. M. Night's daughter Ishana Night Shyamalan is forging her own filmmaking path with her new film Watchers. It's a cabin that also features supernatural creatures in a conceptual horror film that will make her dad proud. Unlike her father's films, I hope there is nudity. Give us something to watch with a titty twist!
Bad Boys: Ride or Die
Bad Boys is such a fun series of films. Ever since 1995, we have delighted in these bad boys for life. On June 7, we get another one and while the cast is mostly old men, there is one babe to get excited about. That babe is Vanessa Hudgens! Let's see if she wants to go for a ride.
Firebrand
Now here's a weird film for a summer blockbuster. Alicia Vikander plays Queen Catherine, one of Henry VIII's wives. She and her bestie Anne Askew get together and fight against Henry to save Catherine from being another one of his dead wives. The trailer for the film makes this look like a steamy true crime in Renaissance Faire clothing. Will Alicia undo her corset and let us see the fire inside?
The Bikeriders
This highly anticipated road movie looks cool as hell. A series of today's hottest actors star as members of a Midwestern biker gang in the 1960s. Mike Faist, Tom Hardy, Michael Shannon, and Austin Butler are among the stars. But those are all dudes. Are there any motorcycle mavens? There's one! It's Jodie Comer. The juicy Jodie Comer makes audiences cum a lot.
Kinds of Kindness
Emma Stone, Margaret Qualley, and Hunter Schafer all star in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie. What do you think might happen? Well, I'm hoping for some nudity! This film is told as a triptych, meaning there are three storylines.
The reviews from Cannes were not glowing, but I still have yet to hear about potential nudity. Is there more Poor Things-style Emma Stone to show?
Horizon: An American Saga
Kevin Costner stars in and directs this epic Western that is coming to theaters everywhere this summer. And then beyond that because this is just chapter one of an alleged twelve chapters. I have no idea what's in store for us with that many full-length parts of this story. This is going to be released in theaters and the women involved include Jena Malone, Abbey Lee, and Sienna Miller.
Treasure
Lena Dunham stars in this film that doesn't quite feel like a big summer blockbuster, but it's coming soon and Lena has a penchant for nudity. So who was I to resist including it? In this film, Lena is the daughter of a Holocaust survivor. The two of them go back to Poland for a trip that is bound to change lives. Is Lena beyond her nude days? I hope not!
Lena Dunham in Girls
Ep. 06x10 | 00:14:53 Lena bares her boobs, bush, and buns after climbing out of the tub and letting her mom help her get dressed! (2 mins 10 secs)
