Scarlett Johansson, Nude on Mr. Skin
In the history of the silver screen, when you think of actresses who personified an era of movie-making, there comes a handful of names. Clara Bow in the 1920s, Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe in the 50's and ’60s, Julia Roberts in the ’90s, and pretty much any actress that graced Andy Dufresne’s cell wall in The Shawshank Redemption (1994) in the years between.
Enter the 2010s and even now the 2020’s and if Andy was still behind bars, he’d most certainly have a poster of Scarlett Johansson to stare at while he chiseled his way to freedom. Cue our best Morgan Freeman impression “I hope one day we get to see that woman naked and her body and sexy legs are just as curvaceous as it is in our dreams...” That is Scarlett aka ScarJo aka the biggest, sexiest, and most likely the only reason anyone has ever Googled in the search menu Scarlett Johansson keywords such as “Actress Scarlett Johansson Nudes” or “Hot Scarlett Johansson” in the history of the world.
Unless there is a large and growing fetish community for Formula One race car driver Stefan Johansson that we don’t know about, who admittedly is a handsome guy, but no way he’s helped movies gross over $14 Billion dollars worldwide to date!
Early Life Of Scarlett Johansson
The sumptuous Scarlett Johansson was born on November 22, 1984, in New York City to a Danish architect dad from Copenhagen and a Bronx-born mom, who eventually went on to become her manager as well. Mom started taking her to acting classes and auditions when she was still just single digits in age and eventually landed a role opposite Ethan Hawke in an off-broadway play, proving that she had the chops to make a living as an actress when she was just 8 years old.
From there she started to get some heat around Hollywood and NYC’s fame circles in her young acting career, getting roles in movies in the mid-90s like North (1994), Just Cause (1995), and If Lucy Fell (1996), opposite some of the biggest names in show business. Then in 1998, she had her big break-out role in the Robert Redford directed and starring feature, The Horse Whisperer (1998), and then a few short years later again in the indie dramedy Ghost World (2001), which brought her into the limelight.
When Scarlett Johansson Hit The Limelight
Then came 2003 in the illustrious career of the stunning ScarJo, when certified genius and Academy Award-winning Sofia Coppola saw the opportunity of a lifetime to frame Scarlett’s perfect butt in a pair of sheer pink panties to open her indie opus Lost in Translation (2003), and the rest is history. She went from being the cute girl next door with a signature husky voice, to a bonafide sex symbol, pretty much overnight, and began stealing our hearts and making us wonder what the hell Bill Murray whispered to her!
That year alone, she was nominated for a Golden Globe for Lost in Translation (2003) as well as Girl with the Pearl Earring (2003), being one of the few actresses to be nominated for both drama and comedy acting awards in the same year. It was around this time too that the 19-year-old Scarlett started getting the attention of the internet’s proudest purveyors of celebrity sexy photos & naked photos(*cough*) wondering if there are Scarlett Johansson nude pics in existence or films on the horizon she might shed some layers for and we as a society weren’t far off or probably even ready for the levels of hotness she was about to put out!
Seriously, people should have bought welder’s goggles or done the paper plate eclipse trick so their eyes weren’t scorched from the heat around 2003 and beyond from Scarlett!
Scandalous Scarlett Johansson
She went on a tear of scantily clad features in some of the biggest projects coming out of Tinseltown, notably showing some upskirt cherry-printed panties in The Perfect Score (2004), keeping us guessing and hoping for more. Then she showed an insane amount of side boobage in A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004) and just barely let a nip slip in the period piece A Good Woman (2005). Unfortunately, no topless pics, but this did prove that some hooters aren’t meant to be caged while crawling on all fours in a low-cut dress!
While technically her first nude scene, it’s still not quite a legit skin showing just yet, more of a happy wardrobe malfunction that didn’t end up on the cutting room floor! She was then the object of desire for a married man in Match Point (2005), getting down to her bra in a handful of sex scenes, then played the hottest damn “organ farm clone” on the run in Michael Bay’s The Island (2005), opposite Ewan McGregor.
She poured out of a one-piece while poolside in Scoop (2006), wowed us in some old-timey undies again in The Black Dahlia (2006), and kept a different version of pink panties in play in The Nanny Diaries (2007).
Sapphic Scarlett Johansson
Then came Scarlett’s ultra-sexy work in the Academy Award Winner, Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2009), where she and Penélope Cruz gave us some of the best sapphic sex scenes to date and made us wonder if Javier Bardem is the luckiest bastard on the planet! The answer is yes if you’re wondering, but he still scares us after No Country for Old Men (2007), so we’re not going to say anything.
ScarJo then went back to back to back with babe-a-licious showings in The Spirit (2008), The Other Boleyn Girl (2008), and He’s Just Not That Into You (2009) featuring Bradley Cooper, proving that she ranks among the jiggliest box office draws of all time!
Scarlett Johansson & The Marvel Cinematic Universe
Around this time, Marvel began raking in billions of dollars with Iron Man (2008) and The Incredible Hulk (2008), and someone needed to fill the skin-tight and stretchy outfit owned by the world’s greatest assassin in the series. That’s when Scarlett stepped into the boots of Black Widow aka Natasha Romanoff, the role that launched her into being the highest-grossing actress of all time, as well as the highest-paid!
She first cracked some skulls as the Russian honeypot in Iron Man 2 (2010), then reprised the role an impressive 7 more times with The Avengers (2011), Captain America: Winter Soldier (2014), Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), Captain America: Civil War (2016), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), Avengers: Endgame (2019), and eventually her stand-alone origin flick Black Widow (2021).
Other Popular Scarlett Johansson Projects
Along the way, especially when you have the money and career stability of being in the biggest superhero franchise of all time, she was able to get some other projects peppered into her already impressive career! She played Janet Leigh in Hitchcock (2012), a New Jersey babe in Don Jon (2013), the disembodied AI computer system that Joaquin Phoenix falls madly in love with Her (2013), and a couple of bad-ass enhanced killers on the lam in Lucy (2014) and Ghost in the Shell (2017).
That’s all well and good, but there was one ScarJo joint that stands out in helping our pants stand up and that is her full-frontal nude debut and pretty much lone luscious fully naked work to date in Under the Skin (2013), where she plays an alien going around eating human beings!
We’re not ones to say that we’d fall into an alien trap, but if that alien was Scarlett Johansson naked and she came walking up to you asking to get in her van, you’d be in the back of that van salting and peppering yourself asking how she likes you cooked!
In 2019, ScarJo was again a double nominee for her work in the dramatic Marriage Story (2019) and comedic World War Two flick, JoJo Rabbit (2019), but this time it was the Academy Awards that took notice of her and while she didn’t take home the Oscar, it’s certainly codified her as one of the biggest movie stars of our time and certainly one of the sexiest to ever grace the screen with some skin!
Final Thoughts
Now that the biggest movie actress to date has gone fully naked, she likely doesn’t have to do it again. This became even more evident when it was revealed that her much talked about full frontal in the Wes Anderson film Asteroid City was actually a body double! She played a glamorous yet lonely actress who does a dramatic towel drop while rehearsing lines but the boobs and bush we see actually belong to Katy Heffernan Smith. So just say a hearty “Thank You” that Scarlett Johansson’s nude photos from Under the Skin exist in this world and you can watch it right here! This of course doesn’t mean that this living legend of lust is done in front of the lens though, and she is proving that her work is only getting better as she ages finer than any wine known to man.
