Missing in Action (1984)

Chuck Norris stars as an ex-POW Vietnam vet who heads back save his MIA compatriots in Missing in Action (1984). Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) spent seven years in a North Vietnamese prison camp before he was able to escape with great pizzazz. Now 10 years later he teams up with his old army buddy, Tuck (M. Emmet Walsh), to track down the POW camp and free any remaining captives. Lenore Kasdorf provides some much needed boobage to this action extravaganza by revealing her massive mammaries as a ruse to distract enemy soldiers. We heard that Chuck Norris’ beard has the power to make women’s tops fall off!