Make Me a Pizza (2024)

A hungry and horny housewife (Sophie Neff) orders a pizza, and when the mustachioed delivery person (Woody Coyote) arrives, she says she doesn’t have enough money to pay and seductively offers to settle the debt in “other” ways. Sounds like a typical porn plot… except this short gets WAY weirder. There’s a montage about the making of the pizza, a discussion about economics, and then a desire to “become” the pizza, which finally leads to the sex you’ve been expecting, but covered in food and sauce, etc. We can see Sophie’s perfect pepperoni-shaped nipples though, thankfully, and that’s a win any way you slice it!