Ilsa: The Wicked Warden (1979)

If touching yourself to a busty Nazi who's running a concentration camp where lesbianism is rewarded instead of punished was just a touch too weird for you to have a good spew, don't worry. Ilsa, the Wicked Warden (1979) might feature the hottest dyke of the Third Reich, but there's no Nazi stuff. See, while it's technically related to Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975), this one wasn't written to be so, until Jesus Franco figured it was close enough and starred the same actress, that he could call it a sequel and make way more cash than otherwise. Uncompromisingly exploitative, Wicked Warden stars iconic reddish-blonde boob-stack Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (though she's sometimes known as Greta), the über-bitch commander of a Latin American lockup for deranged women. With all those crazy hot crazy chicks with nothing to do all day, Ilsa makes them do porn so she can sell the tapes. But when Abbie (Tania Busselier) pretends to be bonkers so she can figure out what happened to her sister Rosa (Angela Ritschard), soon she's part of the boinking. Can she bring down Ilsa's illicit business or will Abbie be stuck in the looney bin forever? All sorts of insanely erotic women flash in this one, from Esther Studer being branded just above the tit, to Tania Busselier going full frontal as she's hosed down by a pair of old lady guards. Lina Romay is the thick chick with the big ass and the nice tits who we watch give Ilsa a massage totally naked, but Ilsa's the humongous hootered warden willing to show all three B's in the bathtub. Sure, she's a redhead instead of a blonde like before, but after seeing those mammoth mams it's no wonder fans wanted more! Dyanne Thorne is wicked hot in Ilsa: The Wicked Warden!