Footballers' Wives (2002-2006)

Work on your ball-handling skills with Footballers’ Wives, a series from across the pond that’s a lot like a soap opera, only with sports and nudity! Hitched to England’s athletic finest, these housewives are desperate . . . to get naked! You’ll score as blonde Helen Latham flashes funbag when her defenses are penetrated, and don’t miss the delicious Zoe Lucker—her nonstop barrage of bare-chestedness turns us all into winners. Gooooal! If that's not enough to get your rocks off, just take a long and lustful look at Susie Amy. In season  episode 1 she shows off her snockers in a photo that appears in the gossip papers. You see the pic again before Susie shows up in the flesh showing off her plentiful cleavage. In episode three the hot stuff continues, as Susie's snoobs come out when she opens her shirt to show them all beat up. No nips, unfortunately. Sarah Barrand also gives us some beautiful booty shots in season 3 episode 3. She disrobes for her very interested fella, and we get to see nip-less, partial left teat with some upper crack as well. Micaiah Dring isn't afraid to bring on the hard-ons in season 1 when she gives viewers a few quick looks at her right funbag. Footballers' Wives doesn't have a ton of explicit nudity, but there's just enough to inspire watchers to take off their pants and pull out their favorite bottle of lube. Footballers' will not leave you with blue balls, Mr. Skin can promise you that!