Coffintooth (2024)

This low budget, crowd-funded indie horror from writer-director Matt Cloude introduces a new slasher for spooky season. A small town’s scary legend turns out to be real when the murderous Coffintooth returns after ages underground to hunt new unsuspecting victims, including Parker Blaine (Anna Clary) and her BFF Kimmy (Angel Nichole Bradford). The former’s funbags come out while she’s toweling off in front of a mirror. After a quick flash of full frontal while getting out of the shower, the latter breaks the cardinal rule of horror films and has sex while in a topless devil costume so she’s taken out by the title character. Morrigan Thompson-Milam also delivers tits and taco as one of Coffintooth’s unfortunate victims, and E.J. Rose gets her breasts all bloodied as the film’s first casualty. It’s a gore fest and a wank fest!